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Everyday people point at me and ask, "Aren't you that guy who played Napolean Dynamite?"
It sucks just being known as one of your characters. I have done so many roles, I just get picked for one. "Tina, you fat lard!" or "Gaaaah" or the quotes people are taking from me. But you have to admit, it's pretty awesome that people still remember the movie. For once, I want to be known for all my characters. I need to start getting into better roles. I want to be big! Bigger than ever. Maybe like Elvis Pressley or Marilyn Monroe? They were huge as my parents tell me all the time.
Aren't you too young to be smoking?
You know what really sucks? Getting ID all the time when you go to buy cigarettes and beer. People should know me by now. I have been in this industry for too damn long and they should know I am 22, well about to be. May 13th, 1986, will be the big day. Besides, I plan on having my party at the Playboy Mansion. It would be the hot spot of the year, and Hefner loves me. I buy his magazines every month.
Nice Sex Tape. Where can I buy it?
There was an incident that happened a couple of years back. Plus she was and still is one of the most beautiful creatures in the entertainment industry. I won't forget her. There is just something about her that keeps me going. I would do anything for her, and she knows this all ready. Just don't let her see this. She might come after me again, and I might not back off.
You're about to be a father, don't think that!
Eliz is due next month. The girl has been carrying my two boys in that belly of hers. Luckily I just try to help her as much as I can. Thank god she won't be this way for very much longer. I miss her old body. Is that wrong of me to say?
Small body and brunette hair. What a guy?
I am a picky guy. I have to dress nice for all occasions. I don't want to look like shit. Plus I want to have someone to fit the same profile as me. Is that so bad? No, because most guys will agree with me on this one. Sometime curves are nice, but damn a slender girl has more fun. It's only logic. What can I say?
Anything else?
The name is Colby. Colby Williams.
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